Monday, June 22, 2009

FIRST DATES ::DONT'S WHICH CAN RUIN YOU FOREVER


Do you ever wonder why he didn’t call or drop by after the first date? .Have you ever liked a guy so much ,where everything went well after the first kiss and inter course of 10 minutes ,but he left and you wondered what went wrong? You are sexy, gorgeous and go getter but why he didn’t call then? Well mistakes are sometimes digestible but regrets and stupidity are not .Make sure next time you don’t regret and don’t do things mentioned below .cause doing this will only make you cry while taking a shower ,

Pink would have looked well on you...You are not his stylist and he don’t need a fashion check from you.


How are mummy and daddy? (Uncle and auntie are fine).This can make a guy run for his life, doesn’t matter how beautiful you are .

You look slim ………..is your health okay? Take proteins and eat butter ….He is your date; don’t try to be his mom

Never talk about your ex boyfriends….guys don’t like it and it ends your chances of a next date

Be a listener and smile more …let a guy speak his mind too, this can give your dream date a kick start.

Be yourself laugh more, talk but think before you speak ,give yourself a chance to know more about him .He will genuinely like you and in the end you will be upgraded too.

What does your dad do? This is such a silly question sometimes asked on purpose and sometimes out of desperation …really turns off the guys.


If a guy appreciates your beauty, say “THANKS”, answer like “yeah I know, my friends says I look like Katrina kaf”, this is really cheesy and shows your bias affection to yourself.


If you really like this guy and picture yourself in wedding band..Please don’t show on first or second or third or fourth…date. I think there are other ways of making guy fall over you ,telling him would add you to his harem list and he will be ready for his next hunt. The word women have exercised a special magic spell, be sexy, be sure and be a devil with a Halo above your head…you will make a difference.


Two beers ,four normal glasses of red wine,8 breeze’s and two vodka can never make you so much drunk to make you talk rubbish or act like you need help from a guy. The guy would love it, will take you to bed, will have fun and will leave in the morning never to step on your door again .So my dear ladies be smart to know where to draw a line and even after many drinks when It gets to hard to walk on your heels, don’t stop .Walk slowly and move away from him after saying a goodbye. Sleeping on first date is strict no-no, hasn’t worked for lot of people.

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Saturday, June 13, 2009

MY FAUJI CALLED

“I hate you”, I do..She has been telling herself from last two days,he hasn’t called. what does he think of himself …think now he is a Capt., he would treat her like one of his javan .Her stupid curly hairs where troubling her, so with the back of her hand she kept pushing them back and her nose was red,and on the face was tears of waiting and of being in love. And she didn’t know when she got so tired of crying that she slept, still the tears lay placed on her eyelashes.

Linkin park music surrounded everywhere and a sweet smiling girl opened her eyes, she looked like a Barbie with pink cheeks and beautiful big eyes, solemnly she looked around, cloths were thrown carelessly around the room everywhere, and on a crimson table stood a picture frame of a man in olive green uniform, ,suddenly she realized that her mobile has been throwing a fit from last 1 hour and she wondered who would be calling at 4 in the morning, “hi baby”, happiness and fear started making her heart beat at enormous speed ,felt it would come out, “oh Nishant ,what happened ?,everything is fine, I tried your number sweet for continuous three hours ,look even my finger are hurting” and in Nishank ears the sound of priya’s giggling spread the sweetness and somehow it felt like home listening to her ,and he wished if he could be there sitting with her and listening to all her unharmed complaints, he hasn’t slept whole night ,has spend his whole night firing orders and sitting in 2 kilo jacket and 3 kilo heavy boots with his rifle hugging his wet body ,he was cold and hungry ,sitting in darkness not daring to switch on lights as he was on the target of enemy lines ,his life was being protected by other twelve javans ,who were being protected by him, time was valuable thing here, and he knew in his profession they were no room for mistakes ,he was frightened though, when he was a little boy ,his mom used to switch on lights ,so that he can sleep ,cause darkness has always scared him….but now he was a man and well 3 years of rigorous training has made him stubborn to hide the fact that he is still afraid of darkness, he wanted somebody to come and open these fucking lights “sweetheart are u there”, he realized he has been in pin drop silence from last two minutes, “yes I am ,sup I was just missing you ,what have you been up to darling”. she new something was wrong ,something was in his mind and she knew he needed her, “I have been thinking about you and wondering when you will be home, see its not fun to sleep alone and not hear your snoring ,what are u doing ?.The smile came on his face with all the memories which was so real still, how he used to sleep in her arms and how she never dared to move, in a fear to wake him up. “nothing baby, it has been a busy day and wanted to hear your voice, its dark here and I didn’t knew what to do, anyways why I have your letters reduced to 2 from 4 in two weeks?”, she love this guy ,how can he be so keenly interested in her silliest letters which are full of stupid jokes and female gossips, “I am sorry honey I am going to send u in regular intervals now ,and then she carried on telling him how she other day have arranged his wardrobe ,and she went on babbling ……

He was high in spirits now, had been laughing all along, she was a dope, she never tried saying intelligent stuff and he didn’t realize that it was 5.30 now ,morning came and sort out darkness, didn’t knew how with her time fly away ,before he was ready to tell her he had to go, she spoke “today will be a lovely day ,I love mornings, hope you are no more afraid of the darkness sweetie ,you can go now and sleep ,you have been up from last night, I love you”

Leaving him so shocked and loved that it was torturous yet soothing to know that she cared and that she was there to sooth him with his most toxic yet secretive feelings.


“When you love somebody you love their demons too..no matter how bad or childish they are “..

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Things I Hate About You

I hate when you don’t talk to me or when you say you don’t have time for me at all
I hate when you give me a call, soon after a fight where you shout at me aloud
I hate when you make me smile and say something dumb to make me stop crying.
I hate when I least expect out of a letter I get 10 bucks to buy some chocolates

I hate when you kiss me and I can’t resist so I kiss you back
I hate when you are drunk and tell me all those crazy romantic things to choke my lungs
I hate when you drive your bike fast so that I hold you tight and you could feel the vibe
I hate when you buy me the expensive shoes and watch me hold my breath for a while.

I hate when you say you will come next month and leave me waiting in the fall
I hate when you say no when I haven’t even starting doing things you don’t want
I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call.

I hate when you walk behind me to save me from a fall and rescue from the worst of all
I hate when you make love to me and play with my curls all night long
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you cause I love you so much that I will even crawl

I don’t hate you a bit ,not even a little ,not at all