Wednesday, July 1, 2009


Our lives are full of contradictions. They are often sad, little, comic, funny... That’s why our lives are often a target for our sarcasm and humour.

Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The square pegs in round holes. The ones who see things differently. They aren't fond of rules, and they have no respect for status quota. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the one thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things. They push the human race forward and while some see crazy ones - we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that can change the world, are the ones that do.

Dodo was a bird who got extinct because she thought she was the most intelligent one, story supposedly told by Major Prashant Mishra who calls me one (I don’t know where he gets all these weird ideas. ) anyways he is the guy who I am trying to understand from last 8 months , and the productivity of my research is zero .Someday he sits and makes me listen to those loud [ROCK] songs which leaves me with a migraine ,which he thinks is romantic .Other times he just becomes indifferent ,as world’s trouble has fallen over him. And he is a superman with the ability to leap from one end to other [scary] .Though he is easy to understand when he is not talking. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That?

Princess she is outrageously unbelievable most shocking proof of omen power of a woman on earth.I bet she can put any fauji to shame .why? let me see she knows things which not even a IMA pass out would know.She is a female Rajni Kant who can kill three men with one bullet .She makes jokes and then she explain you the logic as in why you should laugh. sHe is known as a miracle comic. if she's funny, it's a miracle!

Sneha other superficiol yet extraordinary female who is an assitant working for Saton on earth.She carries a bundle of severe torrcherous reasons and logics on her shoulder .Ever try making her understand any righteous fact ,it will feel like as if sitting on an electric chair where after sever shocks giving to you ,one throws a bucket full of ice water[where ice is their,and which hurts],and you cant shout because your mouth is covered with duct tape .Their are two theories to argue with a women ,and with her niether one works.

Kawaljeet singh ,the most confusing and optimistic guy who thinks women are gods gift to show a man his way (despo), He likes female who dosent like him and even if they do ,after two months they realize that he is ireplaceble and not to be promoted .He is a caged bear who is left in this beautiful world where 26 and 28 [he can only see them] are moving around ,grapes in their hand calling kawal for one chancE[which he hallucinates].Reality is much more painful ,everytime he says to woman “Your place or mine?, the answer of a female is “Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Sandy he is classic collection of melodies which are out of tune, a guy who knows everything, who can beat you on every topic and the guy who is memorized about gazals and fankars. He is a god, people thank him for insulting and his friends are the one who have been insulted. He makes onion cry. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Sandy can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

Jai he is slow and handsome ,perfect example of why men are stupid .if he likes a girl , you bet he will propose her after seven years and when that girl will reject him ..he will start liking ghost and vampires pictures and after when he is drunk ,he will give you the most unheard abuses that one would end up rolling on the floor ,as nobody will be able to stop laughing. And while he is all tragic, we his friends will be partying to make another hilarious story. A kind of a guy who if licked a cobra, then cobra will also start laughing [imagine]

Lt gaurav juneja aha………! It’s painful to even talk about him. If you want to die just talk to him for three hours and you will be dead. And god will put you in hell cause you didn’t took interest in what he said [poor soul].its like with him even a happy dog will become lazy and sad .and both will be drinking coke[he doesn’t drink ] and wondering why bad things happen to him. A kind of guy who doesn’t know where you live but where you will die.

Rakhi the most beautiful boss where her subordinates hit on her and she hit them back with her devilish tricks. A queen of bottom ups who can kill two stones by one bird [statement is not wrong, she really does]
Who takes three hours to get up dressed and who after getting drunk like dancing on horny songs. The female Dilar mehndi who on an English song dance in Punjabi style. A killer who twists men’s heart by calling them bhayia [one can see two broken pieces of a heart of innocent guys] but all is forgiven when she smiles. A kind who can even drown a fish.

But in all they become the part of my live .princess once wrote when I was all down in my life “don’t feel bad when I shout at you or don’t talk to you that because I know you need to be corrected or you are capable of handling a situation alone. They all are my Gems who make me lucky and so I love them very much

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